Mr. Hines had a curious look on his face as the checker scanned the lone banana.
“That banana is for you. I got you a banana. I thought you’d enjoy a banana today,” I said.
Mr. Hines and our daughter looked at each other and started laughing. Now I was the one with the curious look on my face.
Mr. Hines asked if I knew why they were laughing. Um, no.
Earlier in the store, I’d sent Hannah to the book section to ask her Dad if he would like a banana in his lunch. She never returned. I forgot that I was waiting on her, and put the banana in my basket.
Turns out he said no.
You know that Brad Paisley song, “That’s Love?”
It would have been good with a little perjury.
See you in class,